Q:  Is John Waters the greatest independent filmmaker in existence?

Yes No

Q:  Your parents listen to WQSR.

Yes No

Q:  You or someone you know is in a bowling league.

Yes No

Q:  You or someone you know wears a bowling league coat.

Yes No

Q:  The best thing you could ever eat in summer is steamed crabs encrusted in Old Bay seasoning and a beer.

Yes No

Q:  You can taste the difference between Maryland crabs and "imported" crabs.

Yes No

Q:  You thought it was a crime that Kathleen Kennedy Townsend lost the election.

Yes No

Q:  You remember Festivus Maximus.

Yes No