Q: Is John Waters the greatest independent filmmaker in existence?
Yes
No
Q: Your parents listen to WQSR.
Yes
No
Q: You or someone you know is in a bowling league.
Yes
No
Q: You or someone you know wears a bowling league coat.
Yes
No
Q: The best thing you could ever eat in summer is steamed crabs encrusted in Old Bay seasoning and a beer.
Yes
No
Q: You can taste the difference between Maryland crabs and "imported" crabs.
Yes
No
Q: You thought it was a crime that Kathleen Kennedy Townsend lost the election.
Yes
No
Q: You remember Festivus Maximus.
Yes
No